Sevrage

En revenant de vacances, on a terminé la saison 5 de 24 (merci Caro!) - woaw. Nous v'là en gros gros manque... Alors, pour compenser un petit peu, voilà les "facts about Jack"  glanés sur le www. Sorry pour ceux qui ne sont pas encore membres de la secte, mais Kate, Mimi, va falloir vous y mettre!

• When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
• Jack Bauer definitely loves his daughter; he wouldn't let anyone else who made that many stupid decisions live.
• If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
• Jack Bauer was nominated for an Emmy for playing Kiefer Sutherland.
• Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
• Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
• James Bond has a license to kill. Jack Bauer was his instructor.
• Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.
• The Berlin Wall fell because Jack Bauer needed to get to the other side.
• If Jack Bauer gives you his word, return it immediately and run.
• When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."
• Jack Bauer doesn't take fingerprints, he takes fingers.
• There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.
• Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.
• Jack Bauer has never caught a cold. How do we know? Colds still exist.
• Don't ever ask Jack Bauer what is going on. He'll explain in the car.
• If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef, you better believe it’s beef.
• Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
• Let’s get one thing straight: the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
• Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
• When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
• Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better do it.
• Jack Bauer’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
• When Google can’t find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
• Jack Bauer can get McDonald’s breakfast after 10:30.
• In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What have you done with your life?
• What color is Jack Bauer’s blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.
• People with amnesia can remember Jack Bauer.
• Sun Tzu once wrote, “If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you’re f***ing dead.”

Comments

[Rédigé par : Mimi]

Merci pour toutes ces infos sur Jack Bauer, je ne pensais pas que ma simple remarque allait me donner autant de lecture :-)) D'accord, je rejoins la secte, tu m'apportes la première saison ?
bizzzzzzzz et bon week-end
Mimi

[Rédigé par : Nine]

Attention Mimi! C'est dur de décrocher!

[Rédigé par : Myosotis]

Lu, relu et re-relu tellement on rigole. On a aussi terminé et commencé le sevrage. Tu sais toi qui sera le prochain président ?